Church Humor

Church Humor

 

Little boy praying – “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood quite tall, and quoted, “Thou shalt not take the covers off the neighbor’s wife.”

After teaching the Lord’s prayer to his three-year-old for several weeks, the father was thrilled when she decided to try it solo. He listened with pride as she carefully spoke each word, right up to the end of the prayer: “Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed, “but deliver us from e-mail.”

Four year old’s take on the same prayer: “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”

Why are we to be quiet in church? One bright light girl answered, “Because people are sleeping.”

One little girl in our church thought we were singing “I am salty” instead of “I exalt Thee.”

~ Vickie Richey
Christ Fellowship member