Children’s Actual Test Answers

 

Proverbs 15:15b: “…for the happy heart, life is a continual feast.”

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What does the word “benign” mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: Give the meaning of the term “caesarean section”.
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does “varicose” mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.